your friend Horace X. Monkey here. heard about the scandal with rod blach-whatever, governor of illinois? illinois voters, that was what, three jailed governors in a row??? what is with you guys?
but i guess i shouldn’t be talking. i tried to buy that seat before the feds shut the operation down. shouldn’t be doing business on an unsecure wi-fi connection, huh? just kidding, i didn’t really try to buy the seat. not enough money yet.
now i just gotta find a way to make money off this. shouldn’t be too hard, though.
Horace X. Monkey
