illinois govenor

your friend Horace X. Monkey here.  heard about the scandal with rod blach-whatever, governor of illinois? illinois voters, that was what, three jailed governors in a row??? what is with you guys?

but i guess i shouldn’t be talking. i tried to buy that seat before the feds shut the operation down. shouldn’t be doing business on an unsecure wi-fi connection, huh? just kidding, i didn’t really try to buy the seat. not enough money yet.

now i just gotta find a way to make money off this. shouldn’t be too hard, though.

Horace X. Monkey

bananas taste good

Hi. Its Horace Monkey, blue monkey and identity theft extraordinaire.

I’m posting for the usual admin of this blog to tell you that you should buy stock in bananas. Hopefully bananas from Brazil.

Blogging is fun.

Thanks for your support.

Horace C. Monkey